shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
why is underwear so expensive
straight guy underwear is like 12 for $5
do they understand how privileged they are
I’ve never really done acting before, cause dancing was my first love.
don’t swear on the internet
"talk dirty to me"
remembering some of ur friends are professional artists after posting ur crappy art
The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen
I want to rub it all over my nethers.
i watch ONE video of gumball in arabic and suddenly youtube thinks thats all i want to watch
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"can you feel it mr krabs?"
Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling
I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.